37 Things Only Runners Know

” 13) A manicurist has raised her eyebrows at the state of your feet. 14) โ€ฆ but youโ€™ve told her to leave the calluses there. You need those.” – so true!

Thought Catalog

1. Your laundry has more sports bras than regular bras or more spandex than cotton.

2. Youโ€™ve woken up at 5:00 A.M. to beat the heat and humidity in the summertime.

3. On a Saturday.

4. Your allegiance to one shoe is stronger than Cinderellaโ€™s to her glass slipper.

5. When you find a pair of jeans that accommodates your waist-to-butt-to-thigh ratio, it is a sign that God loves you and wants you to be happy.

6. Some parts of the world consider beer to be an appropriate swap for Gatorade. Youโ€™ve looked into how one might move to these countries.

7. Somewhere in your house is a stash of packets of gel that come in a range of inventive flavors.

8. Someone in your family or circle of friends has mistaken these packets forโ€ฆ well, another kind of gooey substance.

9. And an improperly stored packet in your waistbandโ€ฆ

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